The Boerne Bulletin
A Boerne Middle School South Publication
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Jake Lity, the Guy Who Takes Everything Literally
By: Matthew V.
“Jake,” Principal Realest called, “get your face in here!”
Jake stuck his face through the door, but the rest of his body remained outside of Principal Realist's office. “Yessir?” Jake questioned innocently.
“I meant all of your body!” Principal Reallest clarified impatiently. Jake dragged the rest of his tiny body into the circular office on command. “Now,” Mr. Reallest continued, “I called you in here for the events that occurred last week.”
“I was just following orders, sir.” Jake explained, his unblinking eyes widening.
“Jake, how many times have we been through this? Look, when the teacher says that you’re having a ‘pop-quiz’, she doesn’t mean to explode all of the quizzes and cause collateral damage to the school, and that you don’t order more snack machines when our snack machine has the sign ‘out of order’ on it!”
“But sir, I didn’t want our snack machines to go out of stock, and the pop-quizzes had the word ‘pop’ on them, so it practically begged me to send them to a fiery oblivion!” Jake pleaded.
The principal let out a frustrated sigh. “Jake, it’s not meant to be taken literally! A pop-quiz is supposed to be a surprise quiz!”
“Jake,” Principal Realest called, “get your face in here!”
Jake stuck his face through the door, but the rest of his body remained outside of Principal Realist's office. “Yessir?” Jake questioned innocently.
“I meant all of your body!” Principal Reallest clarified impatiently. Jake dragged the rest of his tiny body into the circular office on command. “Now,” Mr. Reallest continued, “I called you in here for the events that occurred last week.”
“I was just following orders, sir.” Jake explained, his unblinking eyes widening.
“Jake, how many times have we been through this? Look, when the teacher says that you’re having a ‘pop-quiz’, she doesn’t mean to explode all of the quizzes and cause collateral damage to the school, and that you don’t order more snack machines when our snack machine has the sign ‘out of order’ on it!” “But sir, I didn’t want our snack machines to go out of stock, and the pop-quizzes had the word ‘pop’ on
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The Scorch Trials
By: Andy C.
As most of you are aware, The Scorch Trials has just recently been released. I saw the movie opening night and might I add that it was nothing like the book. This may actually come to a shock for a lot of you, but it's really no surprise considering that most movies based on books aren’t accurate to the paper it's originally printed on. Before you return your tickets for the movie, let me just say the movie wasn’t the best, but it wasn't the worst. I highly recommend seeing it.
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